Hi mate, can I have a taxi to Bruce Willis’ Comedy Central Roast please? Yeah. Going anywhere mate. Just get him outta here. Out of here and away from his ex-wife Demi Moore. She just DESTROYED him in a surprise visit.
The couple, who were wed from 1987 to 2000, were reunited under the most bizarre circumstances during Saturday’s taping of the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at the Hollywood Palladium.
The 55-year-old actor cracked jokes about her former fella, making jibes at everything from his bald-head to the most recent Die Hard movies.
The couple, who were wed from 1987 to 2000, were reunited under the most bizarre circumstances during Saturday’s taping of the Comedy Central Roast of Bruce Willis at the Hollywood Palladium.
The 55-year-old actor cracked jokes about her former fella, making jibes at everything from his bald-head to the most recent Die Hard movies.
She said, as per People:
For those of you that don’t know me, I am Demi Moore. I was married to Bruce for the first three Die Hard movies, which makes sense, because the last two sucked.
The pair share children Rumer, 29, Scout, 26, and Tallulah Belle, 24 — all of whom were in attendance to watch their father’s roast.
Moore added:
Scout asked me not to say anything, but just last week he offered her a thousand dollars to change his diaper. Some things never change.
As is the nature of Comedy Central roasts, controversy paid a few visits in the form of piercing put-downs. At one point, Moore joked that her husband only landed his role in Pulp Fiction after paying a visit to Harvey Weinstein‘s hotel room.
She said:
I was there for some special moments. Groundbreaking. Bruce got his career-breaking moment in Pulp Fiction, and it seemed really odd at the time, this big action star in a little indie film, but Bruce went over to Harvey Weinstein’s hotel, and I don’t know, but he came back and said, ‘I got the part!’
The event was hosted by Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who portrayed a young version of Willis’ character in the 2012 film Looper and also featured jokes from some of Willis’ costars and friends, including Edward Norton, Cybill Shepherd, Martha Stewart, Dennis Rodman and Jeff Ross.
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