6 Confessions Of Women Who Have Seen Worst Things On Hen Nights

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2. Sam

At one hen do I went to, everyone was taken to the toilet to have a picture taken of their lady parts. Then the photos were stuck up on the wall, and we all had to guess which vagina belonged to who. Losers had to do shots.

We were all perusing these delightful photos when, pretty much as one, we all recoil.

It was involuntary but there was this one picture… it was not a nice looking vajayjay.

The poor girl that it belonged to got really upset. I feel really bad for her, but the whole thing was hilarious up until that point.

3. Alice

I told my bridesmaids I wanted a tame hen do so I wasn’t that pleased when the doorbell rang and a stripper walked in.

He did the whole baby-oil-and-banana act, and it would have been hideous, except that he was really, really good-looking.

After he got changed, we ended up outside having a cigarette together. We got chatting, god knows what about, and one thing led to another and we started kissing and doing other stuff.

He gave me a mind-blowing orgasm, but it must have sobered me up because I immediately burst into tears at what I had done.

My sister had come out looking for me and apparently I was standing frozen on the spot, sobbing with my skirt round my waist.

I have sworn my sister to secrecy – I would be absolutely devastated if my (now) husband ever found out.

But sometimes I replay it when we’re having sex. I hate myself for it but I can’t stop.

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