6 Confessions Of Women Who Have Seen Worst Things On Hen Nights

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4. Kyra

My friend had her hen do in Mallorca and we spent one day on the beach.

Four of us decided to hire a pedalo, so we took a bottle of Prosecco, pedaled out, and then sat around for ages drinking and chatting – which is probably why we didn’t realise that we had drifted into a shipping lane.

We started pedaling back frantically but the current was really strong and we were getting nowhere.

We could just make out the bride and other hens desperately waving at us from the beach.

Then we noticed a massive cruise ship was coming straight for us.

One of the hens had a total meltdown and started screaming at a guy on a nearby jet ski to come and help us.

When he rode over, she leapt on the back and made him take her back to shore.

The rest of us had to sit there and wait for the rescue boat to drag us back in. The bride wasn’t best pleased.

5. Leah

We went out on the lash for my cousin’s hen and she kept going on about this particular bar. It turned out her fiance was there having a few drinks with his mates, and she was thought it would be hilarious to crash.

We go into this bar and straight away we see her fiance pulling some random girl.

My cousin started screaming at her fiance (not very surprising), then all of the hens started having a go at his friends (we’d all had a bit to drink).

It all eventually calmed down but it totally killed the vibe.

The hen and her fiance went to theirs to make up, the rest of us got kebabs and went to bed.

6. Sarah

We were in a club and got chatting to a group of guys.

The bride disappeared off, not a good sign, but we found her sitting on a sofa with one of the blokes from the group. He actually seemed OK, and he was wearing a wedding ring, so we left them to it.

An hour later, the bride texted me to say that she had gone back to the apartment we were renting because she was tired. I didn’t want her to spend her own hen night alone so I rounded up the rest of the hens and we went back too.

As soon as we opened the door, there was the bride, scrabbling to get off her knees while this guy was pulling his shorts up.

We were all so drunk it just seemed funny. The guy even hung around for a drink.

The bride and her husband split up three years after the wedding. Surprise, surprise.