2. Everybody Who Watched Kingsman: The Golden Circle

While Poppy Delevingne has vociferously defended the scene, as has Taron Egerton, the audience was mostly disgusted, appalled and very unamused by it all. What are we talking about? The romantic scene in Kingsman: The Golden Circle where Eggsy (Egerton) meets up with former Kingsman trainee Charlie’s ex-girlfriend Clara Von Gluckfberg (Delevingne) and has to plant a tracker on her. The job requires Eggsy to plant it on Clara in a way that disturbed many viewers. Eggsy is shown doing this task, and the scene gets quite graphic.. The scene is gross and shocking simply for the sake of being gross and shocking, and unfunny to boot. While the director doesn’t care, its definitely a scene no one in the audience wants to see again. Ever.

1. Everybody Who Acted In Or Watched Geostorm

Despite Gerard Butler, Abbie Cornish, Ed Harris and Andy Garcia – Geostorm ended up being a totally ridiculous movie that tried to marry a typical presidential crisis with some insane sci-fi stuff. Case in point, there’s a facepalm-inducing moment in the President of the United States (Andy García) is kidnapped by Max (Jim Sturgess) and his fiancée Sarah (Cornish) to protect him being assassinated by the evil Secretary of State (Ed Harris). Here the President lambastes the two for committing treason, after which a giant crane starts to topple directly into their path. Sarah drives skillfully and saves them all. The “kidnapped” president turns to Max and tells him, “Marry her.” Enough to swear off cinema as an art form altogether, or frankly, even as entertainment too. So everybody who acted in the movie must be traumatized as far as we are concerned, as are we for having watched it!

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