8. A Man Who Brings Me Breakfast In Bed Is Very Attractive

Beds are awesome. Breakfast is awesome. So logically, breakfast and beds combined would be awesome squared. Eating breakfast in bed always feels luxurious and fun, but when someone is considerate enough to plan it ahead of time and do all of the heavy lifting for you, it really makes you feel like a queen. It’s also one of the easiest and cheapest treat to pull off for your significant other, so it’s a bit of a shame that more people don’t do it more often. Not to mention, doing a favor for someone you love while they’re still in bed can certainly create a good situation if your partner is feeling especially grateful, if you catch my drift. There’s definitely something naturally sexy about having breakfast in bed, so it’s no shock that our lady confessor is super into it. You might not have the luck of finding this particular girl who loves this treat above all other things, but you’re also never going to meet a girl who would turn it down.

7. I Find Hockey Goalies Hot, But Only With All Their Gear On

It’s not that weird or unusual to be attracted to an athlete, but having a thing for a hockey goalie is not only super specific, it is a little weird. It’s a little weird because when hockey goalies are fully outfitted for a game you basically can’t see any part of their faces or bodies; it’s like being super into Ralphie’s kid brother in A Christmas Story when he’s all wrapped up like a swollen tick in his winter gear. But different strokes for different folks, and at least this lady probably doesn’t have a lot of competition when it comes to the constant crushing on fully decked out hockey goalies. You’ve also got to wonder how exactly this confessor got so into the hockey goalie look. Did she spend days on end watching hockey as a child and the pillowy softness of the goalie’s pads were too enticing for her to forget or something?

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