8. You’re Never In The Pictures

Have you thought to yourself, “why am I never in the pictures?” That’s a pretty easy question to answer. Because it’s not all about you. It probably never is, because the only people that take these silly couple pictures where both people aren’t actually in the picture are only looking for attention. These girls want people to marvel at the cool shot and how romantic it looks that some poor “Boyfriend of Instagram” is following behind like a lost puppy. If you have wondered why you are never in any of the pictures, then you can consider yourself a “Boyfriend of Instagram.” Ask yourself, if you didn’t have a camera, would she even want you there? Wipe that tear away sunshine.

7. You Feel Silly

If you are out with your girlfriend and she wants to take a photo of herself, and you cringe inside that might be a bad sign. Usually, one photo turns into ten and the next thing you know you are on a beach and she’s in a bikini, and you now have 50 new photos in your camera roll. If you are taking a bunch of pictures of your lady and she’s striking pose after pose and you start feeling silly and wondering what other people are doing then you are probably a Boyfriend of Instagram. For the record those other people are taking pictures of you, taking pictures of your girlfriends. That’s where we are now. You have to consider the fact that people may be laughing at you behind your back. But we get it, you love your girl and it looks like she squats, so good job!

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