10 Signs You Know You’ve Become A “Boyfriend Of Instagram” (And How To Get Out Alive)

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2. You Wonder Why You’re Not As Happy As She Is

Look at how happy this girl is! She should be, she’s on the beach of Sydney, Australia and she’s so happy to be there that she wants to share it with the world. She passes you (#”Boyfriend of Instagram”) her phone and asks you to take a picture of her. But she isn’t going to just stand there and smile. She’s going to swish her hair around and smile like she just got told she won 60 million dollars! All the while you are standing there wondering why she’s glowing and yet you feel sad inside. It might be because she doesn’t want you in the photo. You both are on vacation together, right? So why is she swishing her hair and grinning without you? Those are the questions you need to ask yourself, as well as why on Earth are you taking these silly photos!

1. Everyone Is Laughing At You

Just looking at this photo makes us shake our heads. Just imagine how dirty that sidewalk is and this “Boyfriend of Instagram” is crawling all over it like a dog. If you find yourself crouched and uncomfortable while people around are laughing at you, then you can consider yourself a “Boyfriend of Instagram.” Even the girls in this photo are laughing because they probably can’t believe what this guy is going through to take a picture of his girlfriend. It’s a sad day indeed when taking a photo of your girlfriend means you have to get on your hands and knees on a dirty sidewalk just so that she has the perfect angle for her picture. Do you have no dignity man? We’re sorry to say that it’s much too late for you to get out, “Boyfriend of Instagram.”