6. You’re Cold

When it comes to Instagram models, sometimes, they can be really superficial. Check out any of their Instagram profiles and you know what we’re talking about. These girls will do anything for the perfect picture, even if that means leaving you out in the cold. It’s one thing to take a pretty picture of your girl; it’s quite another to pretend that your living a life that isn’t even real. Your girlfriend is begging you to take a picture of her in her bathing suit with both the pool and the ocean in the photo. Meanwhile, you’re shivering because the wind is blowing and you have ocean spray hitting you every 5 seconds. You tell her this is ridiculous, but she pouts and says, “Please baby just 6 to 12 photos, that’s all, I promise.” Sorry dude, you might be a “Boyfriend of Instagram.”

5. People Tell You To Knock It Off

Are people in your life asking you W.T.F. is going on with you? We’re not talking about your gambling habit or the fact that you have a hard time getting up for work in the morning. No. Your cousin Bob wants to know why he saw you crouched behind a convertible that you don’t even own, taking a picture of your girlfriend. The truth is out, that photo your girl posted on Instagram the other day of her in a convertible isn’t even real because she doesn’t own a convertible. Ahh, the sweet joys of social media. Where people pretend they live lives they don’t actually have. We feel sorry for the poor guy that had to take this photo. Obviously, someone needed to get this shoot because it’s just proof that “Boyfriend of Instagram” will do anything for their girlfriends.

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