11. Ozzy Osbourne (Slaughterhouse)
Please don’t act surprised, because what other job would you have thought the prince of darkness would have held before he became one of the best rockstars that has ever lived. But yes, look it up, I did. Ozzy Osbourne used to work in a slaughterhouse. The funny thing is, unlike a lot of actors or rockstars that have had jobs that don’t fit them at all, this one actually makes the most sense. Just imagine right now if you will: Ozzy Osbourne sitting in the slaughterhouse and a bat comes flying in. He then proceeds to grab the bat and bites its head off. At that point, the internet explodes. Of course, I’m just painting a picture as I don’t really know whether that would’ve actually happened. The only thing to really take from this is that Ozzy Osbourne is nuts.
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