10. Madonna (Dunkin’ Donuts)
I really don’t like to throw shade at Madonna since she’s made a pretty great name for herself. But what I can do is talk about the fact that she used to work at a Dunkin’ Donuts. Apparently she didn’t last long because she did what a lot of us would’ve done: got fed up and squirted jelly filling all over someone. Funny enough, this was of course before she ever got famous and as a result of dropping out of college and moving to New York, she had to find the first job that would pay her to get by, and of course that was Dunkin’ Donuts. Now, I’m no expert on whether it’s fun to work at Dunkin’ Donuts, though I can’t imagine it can’t be terrible considering you’re surrounded by donuts all day. However, how funny would it be to be the manager today knowing you fired the same Madonna from your store that exists today? Not a smart choice, Mr. Manager.
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