3. Rihanna

There’s no man here to get through. Instead, you’ll have to deal with the woman herself. As beautiful as a Disney princess, but not one to mess with, Rihanna possesses that unique combination of beauty, brains, and strength. Born in Barbados, the singer exudes an exotic appeal. And though she put up with a lot of crap with Chris Brown, that part of her life is long over, so expect to be on your best behavior.

4. Blake Lively

The ultimate California Girl, Blake Lively made a name for herself playing New Yorker Serena van der Woodsen—a ridiculous pseudo-aristocratic name if there ever was one—on the hit show Gossip Girl. Married in real life to Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds with whom she has two children, she is also unavailable. But who knows, maybe she’ll get bored with Hollywood and Reynolds and move to a small town where the two of you will meet and fall in love.

5. Sofia Vergara

This Colombian firecracker has been lighting up the small screen on Modern Family since 2009. Yet, on a show with some rather ordinary characters, Sofia Vergara stands out as a breathtaking beauty. In real life, she’s married to Joe Manganiello of True Blood and Magic Mike fame, so even if there were a shot in hell of you getting with her, you’d have to get through him first.

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