8. No More Oreos (Yes, The Cookie)
“No more Oreos! No more Oreos!” yells Trump. That’s right. You heard the man. Not only does he want the undocumented immigrants out, but he wants the Oreos out along with them. If there’s one protest we’d join, it would certainly be one involving cookies. Someone get the signs ready! Come on now: a loss of Oreos would be devastating. Everyone loves Oreos. Who doesn’t have fond memories of trying to pull them apart in order to get to the white icing in the middle? Surely it was among your favourite after-school activities. If we have you scared, yes, you heard us right. Oreo’s parent company has plans to move several of its production lines to Mexico and we all know how Trump feels about Mexico (he is friends with many Mexican people). If Trump has said anything more truthful this entire campaign it is this: “It’s going to be tough getting off Oreos.”
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