2. Jennifer Lopez

No offense, but Jennifer Lopez is one of the biggest posers in Hollywood. Literally, she is posed like a pro in every photo. She knows how to look good. She has her lips slightly parted so her cheeks look thinner. Her eyes are slightly squinted so she doesn’t look bug-eyed, too excited, or crazy. She has her his hips turned just right, one knee bent, one arm akimbo. But the funny part is, she doesn’t even need any of that. Even without her gorgeous hair, although she’s a little less recognizable, she’s certainly a very attractive woman. I just wish she’d focus on one threat and perfect that. The triple threat of dancing, singing, and acting does not bode well for her, especially with age. Please pick one and master it.

1. Michael Jordan

All right! At the end of the article we have come full circle. Beginning with Michael Jordan and ending with him, too. Although he has gotten older, and not so hot, he is still remarkably recognizable, and you must admit, that with hair, he’s a bit too much. If you’re not a sports fan, you probably aren’t a lover of this finale, but technically Space Jam was a box office success, so the dude can act, too. Michael Jordan was untouchable doing just about anything back in the day, including a stint on the Chicago White Sox. Then after he retired we found out about his gambling, awful team ownership skills, and extensive womanizing. Sometimes it sucks when the truth comes out, as we’d rather stick to the vision we have of someone we look up to. I still do like the guy though, but would probably not vote for him for president…

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