4. The Rock

Okay, okay, yes, we had to flip the script on this one, and see exactly what happens to a bald star that gets hairy. The result is absolutely hilarious! But he’s not as appealing with a full head of hair, right? This is just another example that proves that you should always be yourself and people will like you exactly for who you are. With a full head of hair, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson looks too smarmy, almost like the stereotypical used-car salesman or something. With the bald head he seems more genuine, and something that is rather rare for a WWE guy: modest. The Rock’s career is flying high right now, with his Kevin Hart flick, Central Intelligence and Baywatch (with Zac Efron) due this summer. Maybe it all would have never been if the hair was there in the first place. You never know.

3. Brad Pitt

Well if Angelina Jolie gets a spot on this list, then you just have to get Brad Pitt on there, right? After All, they are like the royal family of America and when they announced their divorce a few sad weeks ago, people all around the world lost their sh*t. Like was it really that big of a surprise, people? Come on. Angelina Jolie has had so many boyfriends, girlfriends and personalities over the years, and Brad Pitt doesn’t seem like the sharpest tool in the shed. He already cheated on one of the hottest women in Jennifer Aniston, so what makes you think he wouldn’t do it again? It’s just such a shame, because we do love them and their large family. And those poor kids, all 34 of them, are the ones who will suffer the most. And poor Brad, he can’t help that he’s such a babe magnet, with or without his hair.

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