Again I waited a full day, thinking the darkness and extra space within the egg would be enough to bring another plastic alien life into the world.
As I opened the drawer, I willed. I closed my eyes. I believed beyond belief that it would be so.
But once again, nothing. Just two aliens lying there, almost mocking me from their see-through shell.
Rubbing Them Together
The two most commonly touted methods had proven fruitless. So, like so many of the clueless and confused before me, I turned to Google for an explanation.
This wasn't as easy as I thought it might be, there were no WikiHows or Yahoo Answers for this shit, I was well and truly through the looking glass. But after getting deep into the search engine, I finally stumbled on a forum post that offered a tip on how I might make it happen.
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